in a new york sidewalk, an indian is enjoying a hearty breakfast "coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc"
while an american, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation.
american: you indians eat the whole bread?
american: (blowing bubbles with his gum) we don't.
we, americans only eat what's inside. the crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to india.
american: do you eat jam with bread?
american: we don't.
we eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to india.
indian: do you have sex in america?
american: ofcourse, we do!
indian: what do you do with the condoms?
american: we throw them, of course!
indian: we don't. in india, we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to america!
Category : Funny Posted By : Admin on 2018-04-17 08:14:45