Thinking about us

at twenty we worry about what others think of us.


at forty we don't care about what others think of us.


at sixty we discover they haven't been thinking about us at all.


the top 5 men in a woman's life are:

1. doctor.
2. dentist
3. coal man.
4. decorator.
5. bank manager.

a doctor says to take off your clothes.
a dentist says open wide.
a coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"
a decorator says "how do you like it now that it's up?"
a bank manager says "don't take it out you'll lose interest"!


 Category : Funny   Posted By : Admin   on 2017-11-24 06:19:49

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