Kiss se pregnant aaj tak koi hua hai

Boyfriend : i want to kiss you . . !
Girlfriend : nahi , main Pregnant ho jaungi..

Boyfriend : kiss se pregnant aaj tak koi hua hai pagli !
.
....
Girlfriend : kyon ki jab m ek bar shuru ho jati
hu toh mei apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti ...
..
Bhagwan aisi gf har kisi ko de


Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
alia - what should we do now?
varun- we'll take 50:50.
alia- what about the remaining 900?


Alia bhatt: hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
mahesh bhatt: income tax returns
alia bhatt: hey first part kab release hua tha?
 
mahesh bhatt:  jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!
 

 


 Category : Flirt   Posted By : Sanjay   on 2015-01-25 19:20:51

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