Super Really Funny Jokes

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420 number press karke sahmne vala battan dabao | Funny

ek chor (theif) amir aadmi(rich man) ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. tijori(locker) pe likha tha tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 420 number press karke sahmne vala  battan dabao, tijori...

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Air Hostess Hairaani Se | Funny

pappu ek bar plane mein jaa raha tha tousko laga ki usko ulti aane wali hai.woh air hostess ko vomit bag lane kokehta hai.air hostess bag le ke aayi aur usne dekhaki sara plane ultiya kar raha hai...

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Pappu, KBC and Itni Sardi Mee AC | Funny

pappu in kaun banega carorpati.... amitab:tumhare kitne baap hai?pappu:chup chap baitha tha.amitab: i am repeating tumhare kitne baap hai?pappu:pahale option to do...pappu to nitin:ac lagane se sach...

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Medical check-up | Funny

cheddi doctor ke paas medical check-up karwaane gaya. doctor  : bahut dukh bhari khabar hai … aapki ek kidney fail ho gai hai! yeh sunkar cheddi bahut roya … doctor ne use...

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Hello Popatlal hai? | Funny

hello popatlal hai? nahi.... hang up after some time again hello popatlal hai? bola na nahi hai.... hang up and again hello popatlal hai? nahi hai mere baap.... hang up and one more time hello...

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Guy calls an unknown number | Funny

a guy calls an unknown number.. guy: fridge hai? reply: haan hai. guy: chalta hai? reply: haan chalta hai.. guy: toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. and he hangs up.. after a while, he calls...

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Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho | Funny

ansu tere niklee to ankhen meri ho wah wah dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho suban allah khuda kare ke rishta hamara itna gehra ho ki naukri tu kare aur salary meri ho ...#funny jokes

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6 to Sunny, 5 to Reshma 1 Kilo aatta dedo | Funny

maths teacher asked cheedi if you have 15 chocolates and you give 6 to sunny, 5 to reshma and 4 to munni then what will u get? cheedi replied: sir! 3 new girl friends.cheedi: dettol sabun...

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Good news and bad news | Funny

lawyer: i have some good news and some bad news. client: ok first give me the bad news . lawyer: the bad news is that the dna tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene....

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Tumhare paas kya bacha | Funny

teacher: 5 me se 5 gaye kitne bache? santa: pata nahi teacher: abe gadhe, agar tumhare paas 5 bhature hai. saare mene le liye to tumhare paas kya bacha? santa: chhole...

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Hawa Aane Tak Intjaar Karoge | Funny

husband-wife went to visit art gallery... both saw one painting,girl covered with leaves, wife felt shy and moved, but husband was standing there!wife said:ghar abhi chaloge ya hawa aane tak intjaar...

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Hindi me thakur aur English me handsfree | Funny

teacher  - jis aadmi ke dono haath nahi hote use hindi aur english me kya kehte hain? smart student - thoda sochne ke baad hindi me thakur aur english me handsfree

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Chacha Mar gaya hai apke aakhbar main istehar dena hai | Funny

baniya called a newspaper office and asked: mera chacha mar gaya hai, apke aakhbar main istehar dena haikya charges hongay? newspaper: rs.70 per word. baniya: oh bohat ziyada hain, acha likho chacha...

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Main gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha | Funny

Ek raat ek ladke ne anjaan aunty ki help kardi. Aunty - beta raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahi so jao bittu k room me. Boy - nahi aunty main hall me hi so jaunga. Agli subah ek bahut sunder ladki coffee...

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Aas-Pas Dekho… Information ke liye | Funny

Pappu ke Exam me likhne ke tips Upar dekho : Instruction ke liye. Niche Dekho : Concentration ke liye. Aas-Pas Dekho : Information ke liye. Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai,...

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