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Beggar, Software Engineer and a working day | Funny

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min,a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, anad a working day shortens your life by 8 hours !An American: oh god give me a room full of gold. A Pakistani: oh god!...

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ACP, Daya aur Moh Maya | Funny

Kya moh maya hai ! apna baccha roye to, dil me dard hota hai aur dusre ka roye to sir me.. apni biwi roye to sir me dard hota hai aur dusre ki roye to dil me. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. gor...

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Murga, Teacher and Baheri | Funny

Ek Murga ek murgi ke piche bhag raha tha achanak murgi car ke niche aa kar mar gai ...... ......murga : lagta he desi thi jaan de di par izzat bacha li..Pahli najar me laga ki wo meri haiuski ankhe...

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Pregnant Girlfriend and Gandhi | Funny

Girlfriend  to boyfriend : I am pregnant!!boyfriend: ru sure dat its mine ? Grlfriend starts crying and say: yaar saab log aisa bologe to kaise chalegaa! Daughter: mom aaj ek ladke ne mere...

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Lanka King Rawana and Doctor | Funny

Lanka king Rawana loose motion hone par doctor ke paas jata hai. Rawana: doctor, mujhe bahut saalo se loose motion ho rahe hai. Doctor: wo to hognge hi, tere dus input hai aur output ek haiडॉक्टर...

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Best of Insulting funny Jokes | Funny

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled . please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done ..... Height of Nonsense girl : mera facebook pe account ban...

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MasterMosay jokes loafer Aur Offer | Funny

jis bus me baithi ho haseenaye, us bus ke shishe chatak jaate hai, driver chahe jitni tej chalaye, dewaane fir bhi latak jate hain mastermosay (masterji) - loafer aur offer me kya antar hai?...

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Aurat Naha Rahi Thi | Funny

doodhwala lagataar ek aurat ki door-bell baja raha tha. aurat naha rahi thi so onnchi awaaj mein gusse se boli: bhaiya kitna dabaoge, ab bas bhi karo, tumse achchha toh paperwala hai, jo chup-chaap...

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Budhaape ki Nishaani | Funny

sunil : yaar vikas , tumhari biwi ka ghutne ka dard theek hua yaa nahi ? vikas : haan yaar doctor ko dikhaate hi theek ho gaya ! sunil  : acha ! kaunsi dawa se ? vikas : dawa vagaira kuchh...

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Aam ke ped par ulta latakne ki saza | Funny

chedi ne hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. isliyehindi teacher ne unko aam ke ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.thodi der latakne ke baad santa neeche gir gaya.hindi teacher: thak gaye kya?funny...

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Ujale Me Bhi Shor Machaya Karte The | Funny

hum bhi kabhi muskuraya karte the... ujale me bhi shor machaya karte the... usi diye ne jala diya mere hatho ko.. jis diye ko hum hawa se bachaya karte the....

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Interval me pani ki tanki ke pass | Funny

zindagi me kuch cheezoo ka maza hi kuch aur hota hai ! like , padhte-padhte razai mein so jaana, teacher ke padhane par kahi kho jaana, lab. me instruments ki watt lagane ka, interval me pani ki...

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Husband, wife and the Dog | Funny

put your wife in a room and lock it. put your dog in another room and lock it !!! open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is 'happy' to see you, and who will 'bite' you ! (you are advised not...

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Tussi bade romantic ho | Funny

boy touches girl's face with rose... english girl- darling, u r so naughty, hindi gir l- mat karo jaan. punjabi girl-tussi bade romantic ho, desi bhojpuri girl - ankhiya me bhok debe kaa re harami

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Yeh TV Kitne Ka Hai ? | Funny

gawaar(illiterate) : yeh tv kitne ka hai ?salesman: hum gawaaro ko koi cheez nahi bechte !gawaar after 1 month clean shave & hair cut karke aaya aur puchha yeh tv kitne ka hai..?salesman: hum...

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