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Best of Akbar Birbal Jokes | Others

akbar : birbal koi aisa tarika batao ki main khaau-peeu or mera roza na tute. birbal : huzur logo se laate khao or gussa pee jao sab kuch tutega magar roza nahi...

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कितनी सैलरी | Hindi

एक कंपनीका मालिक अपनी एक फैक्टरी में विजिट करने गया. वहाँ...

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बिजली कटौती | Hindi

रहिमन चार्जिँग राखिए, इनवर्टर सुबह ओ शाम. इनवर्टर बिन चले...

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A SMILE on your face (Good Morning Messages) | Wish

start your day with a smile on your face and you will find that all you get back are smile in return.. wish you a very good morning smile a while and while you...

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Kabhi hath pe Kiss, meri rakhi sawant | Flirt

kabhi hath pekabhi hont pekabhi aankh pekabhi gaal pekabhi nak pe............kiss............qadar makhiyan tang karti haigarmi me.boy proposed a girl in...

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Starts running and said to girl | Flirt

aaj kal mushkurati tum bahut ho,mere dil ko bhaati tum bahut ho,dil kehta hai le jau tumhe dinner pe,par suna hai  khaati tum bahut ho..!! boy: i love...

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सारे पाकिस्तानी | Political

एक बार पाकिस्तानी ,बांग्लादेशी और हिंदुस्तानी एक साथ बैठकर...

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Friendship Hui Facebook Pe | Friendship

nai nai friendship hui facebook pe.. numbers exchange hue.. phir.. girl - hello darling kya kar rahe ho? boy - shave kar raha hoon.. girl -jab bhi mai tum ko...

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Dosti ka pehla paigam, Naseeb me mere | Sayeri

dosti  ka pehla paigam aap ke naam,zindagi ki pehli sham aap ke naam,is safar me humsafar hai hum dono,aab is dosti ko nibhana hai aap ka kaam....mana ke...

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Khuda (GOD) se pehle tujhe yaad kiya karte hai | Sayeri

aarj haiteri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne,wah wahteri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne, pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.suban allah  .... mat soch ki hum...

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Yeh TV Kitne Ka Hai ? | Funny

gawaar(illiterate) : yeh tv kitne ka hai ?salesman: hum gawaaro ko koi cheez nahi bechte !gawaar after 1 month clean shave & hair cut karke aaya aur puchha...

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एक चंचल युवती | Hindi

गांव का वह शायर प्रेमी बेचारा बडा ही शर्मीला था जब उसका प्रेम...

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Andha hu, pagal nai | Flirt

girl to her blind(andha) boyfriend: kash tum dekh sakte main kitni khubsurat hu ! ... ............................................... boy: itni khubsurat hoti...

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Tum se Shaadi aa karti | Marital

husband aur wife main ladia ho rahi thi !wife:- kaash main apni maa ki baat maan leti aur tum se shaadi na karti. ..........husband: kya matlab ? tumhari maa ne...

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420 number press karke sahmne vala battan dabao | Funny

ek chor (theif) amir aadmi(rich man) ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. tijori(locker) pe likha tha tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 420 number press karke...

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