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Let us gather and celebrated Happy New Year 2015 | New year

Let us gather and celebrated happy new year,beginning of a brand new year,may is brings prosperity and happiness,and love in your life ...wishing you happy new...

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Chal jaldi se ek anda de ke dikha | Flirt

Murga - i love u. murg - chal jhuthe ... murga - mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu.... murgi - really? murga - yes.. kya karu batao. murgi - bataun... .. .........

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Praful, Hansa, Babuji and ornaments | Others

Hansa: praful tournament ka kiya matlab hota hai ?Praful: tournament hansa! yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte haiBabuji: abey praful tu...

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Beggar, Software Engineer and a working day | Funny

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min,a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, anad a working day shortens your life by 8 hours !An American: oh god give me a...

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Har manzil, Jindegi ka khel | Sayeri

Jindegi pal me hansye pal me rulaye, jindegi pal me sapna dikhaye pal me tor de , jindegi ka khel khub nirala hai .Har manzil aasaan nahi hoti.. tanhaiyo mein...

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Window khul nahi rahi hai | Flirt

Gf on phone call with bf! gf - honey, window khul nahi rahi hai. bf - aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. gf - kya usse kaam ho jayega? bf - try to...

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Ladki phasana aur char Gear | Santa banta

Santa - ladki fasani aati hai banta - nahi aati santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana phir use class room me udha de jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de bas...

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Best of Happy new year best wishes, SMS | New year

Beauty.. freshness.. dreams.. truth.. imagination.. feeling.. faith.. trust.. this is beginning of a new year! “Happy New year” Beet gaya jo saal,...

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Best of Good Morning best wishes, SMS | Wish

See outside the window, sun rising for u, flowers smiling for u, birds singing for u, because last night i told them to wish u good morning.A smile costs less...

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ACP, Daya aur Moh Maya | Funny

Kya moh maya hai ! apna baccha roye to, dil me dard hota hai aur dusre ka roye to sir me.. apni biwi roye to sir me dard hota hai aur dusre ki roye to dil...

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Nirmal Baba ,Chalak Ladki aur Awesome Fact | Political

Girl to nirmal baba- if i kiss a boy to kya hoga nirmal baba - narak mein jaogi sidhe .... girl- acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh Nirmal baba - chalak ladki...

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Best of Christmas 2014 Wishes | Christmas

May the light of christmas be your sun that you may never walk in obscurity;I offer you this season’s gifts of joy and unending tstimonies.Merry christmas...

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Awaz Mere Dil Ki | Romantic Shayeri | Sayeri

Kabhi dekhni ho mohabbat, to meri chahaton me aa jaana kabhi jo karni ho mujhse baatein, to meri yaadon me aa jaana kabhi jo sunani ho awaz mere dil ki, to...

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Khusboo ki Tarah | Sayeri

Hum hawa nahi jo fizao me kho jaye, waqt nahi jo kuch pal me guzar jaye, hum mausam bhi nahi jo badal jaye, hum to aansu ki tarah hai, jo khushiyo me milne...

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Call,SMS Friend and Medicine | Friendship

Medical thought friend and medicine play the same role in our life both care for us in pain the only difference is that friendship does not have an expiry...

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