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My Valentine my Heart Beat number | Romantic

you are my number to every thing you are my style numberyou are my file numberyou are my dance numberyou are my mobile numberyou are my house number.just be my...

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एक सवाल शिव जी का धनुष किसने तोड़ा | Hindi

एक सवाल : टूथ ब्रश कितने समय बाद रिटायर किया जाता है।...

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Thinking, Dreaming, Wishing of Valentine Day | Romantic

True Love never die, and if it dies, it don't rot, and if it rots, it never smell, and if it smells, it smells like roses. i love you because you make my life...

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फेसबुक,व्हाट्सएप्प और ज्ञान | Hindi

आज के जमाने में सत्संग उसी संत का बढ़िया रहता है जिसके पंडाल...

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Sardaro waali baat aur thanda pani | Santa banta

Santa to his wife : light chali gayi hain, bahut garmi ho rahi hain...jara fan on karna... santa's wife : kar di na sardaro waali baat...!! agar fan on kiya to...

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Kiss se pregnant aaj tak koi hua hai | Flirt

Boyfriend : i want to kiss you . . ! Girlfriend : nahi , main Pregnant ho jaungi.. Boyfriend : kiss se pregnant aaj tak koi hua hai pagli ! . .... Girlfriend :...

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Roj Movie Dekhenge | Flirt

Girl- is week roj movie dekhenge. next week rozshopping karenge.................boy -uske next week hum roz mandirjayenge. .girl - wo kyu?........Boy...

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मर्द से शादी | Hindi

आदमी: तुम्हारी शादी किस से हुई?पठान: हमारा एक औरत से शादी हुआ...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Best Wishes | Wish

You can spend hundreds on birthdays, thousands on festivals, lakhs on weddings, but to celebrate all you have to spend is your time....its a nice feeling when...

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Best of Valentine Best Wishes and SMS | Romantic

You are still a valentine once upon a time in ages past you had a heart you thought would last, but then it faded and now you're free and i hope it's you and...

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My bra tightens Non - vej Jokes | Marital

parbinder: mom, when i see theneighbour's son, my bra tightens.jeeto: next time, don't wear the bra,his pant would tighten. jungle me ek shikari ko shikar ni...

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Bohut Chota Hole Hai | Funny

Husband to wife: munna yahi se bahar aayega, hai na? wife muskurate hue haan lekin tum jhanko mat, abhi nazar nahi aayega, bohut chota hole hai. husband: "yaar...

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5 Saal main 7 Baache | Marital

Sasur ne damad se kaha: 5 saal main 7 baache. ye kya hai ... Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhungaHusband...

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Kuch Dost Ho Gaye | Sayeri

BBewafaa kuch dost ho gaye humaare jo humara intezar nahi kartey kabhi humsey bahut batain kiya kartey they wo ab to wo humey yaad bhi nahi kartey…aap...

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Bihari boy टिकट दिखाओ | Hindi

Bihari boy to a girl - phone no debu ho..? girl - tamiz se baat kro." boy -my dear with due respect i would like to say that "phone no. debu ka"एक बार...

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