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Height Of Badtameezi and bakra no. 7 | Flirt

Ek ladka apni girlfrnd ka cell chori se dekhta hai ki usne mera number kis name se save kiya hai jaan, jaanu ya sweetu. usne apne cell se call kiya to dekha...

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I am your true Friend | Friendship

i am not ur heart, but i miss u. i am not ur family, but i care for u. i am not ur blood relation.. but i am ready to share ur pain. bcoz i am ur true...

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Ghar Walo Ko | funny Shayeri | Sayeri

mohabbat karne walo ko inkar accha nahi lagta, duniya walo ko ikrar accha nahi lagta, jab tak ladka-ladki bhag na jaye, ghar walo ko pyar saccha nahi lagta!door...

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Tera Baap Torch Lekar Khada Hai | Romantic

before marriageladki: chand kaha hai ? ladka (romantic hoke) ek upar aasmaan mein hai aur ek mere samne after marriage: ladki: chand kaha hai ? ladka(gusse...

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खतरनाक होता है अंतरजातीय प्रेम | Hindi

एक बार एक मच्छर और एक कुत्ते को प्यार हो गया । मच्छर ने कुत्ते...

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Bawal ye kar Jayenge | Political

Anna Hazare ko dekh kr 4yrs ka, bachha bola : . ............. koi inhe rok lo yaaro nahi to meri history me ek chapter aur add ho jyega ............. bawal ye...

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LADIES First and Papa Hone Ka Hak | Flirt

Baap ne bete se kaha : abki bar exam me fail hu to mughe papa mat kahna. result aane ke bad baap ne bete se pucha : result kiya hua ? beta bola: dimag mat...

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Aap ne mujhse jhuth bola | Flirt

Pappu- mom aap ne mujhse jhuth bola. mom- kab beta? pappu- aap ne kha k tumhari chhoti bahen pari hai. mom- haan bola tha to. pappu- to jab use balcony se feka...

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Sab se zyada pyar karta hai | Marital

wife ko gusse mein 2 thappad maar k kuch wqt baad pyaar se husband bola: insaan usi ko maarta hai jise wo sab se zyada pyar karta hai. fir wife ne husband ko 3...

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U Just CANNOT Beat indian | Political

Pakistani guy & Indian guy entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, pakistani stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, pakistani said to...

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STRONG WALLS SHAKE, BUT NEVER COLLAPSE | Wish

WHATEVER LIFE GIVES YOU, EVEN IF IT HURTS , JUST BE STRONG AND ACT LIKE YOU. REMEMBER STRONG WALLS SHAKE, BUT NEVER COLLAPSE.

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Lawyer charged twice | Others

a man burst angrily into his lawyer's office and asked him, "why have you charged me for two consultations while i just came once last month?" the lawyer...

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Aurat Naha Rahi Thi | Funny

doodhwala lagataar ek aurat ki door-bell baja raha tha. aurat naha rahi thi so onnchi awaaj mein gusse se boli: bhaiya kitna dabaoge, ab bas bhi karo, tumse...

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दिवाली की शुभकामनाएं | Diwali

जरा सा मुस्कुरा देना दिवाली से पहले-पहले, हर ग़म को भुला देना...

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आज का ज्ञान घरेलु | Hindi

1. अगर आपको कुत्ता काट ले तो आप उसे काट लें, हिसाब बराबर.... 2. दूध...

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