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Wise man vs Smart Doctor | Others

a doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: any treatment will cost rs.300/- and if we cant treat, we will pay you back rs.1000/-. a wise man...

Medical check-up | Funny

cheddi doctor ke paas medical check-up karwaane gaya. doctor  : bahut dukh bhari khabar hai … aapki ek kidney fail ho gai hai! yeh sunkar cheddi...

Santa , judge and the lawyer | Santa banta

santa was caught red handed by a police officer in the very act of burglarizing a store. he was quickly brought to trial. how do you plead? asked the...

Mujhe Saram Aati Hai and Husband | Flirt

mummy:beti kaha gai thi ?beti:mamma mere classmate sachin se milne.mummy:kis(kiss) liye?beti:aap bhi na mummy,main kaise leti mujhe saram aati hai. sunny :...

Usne mujhse ek Sawal kiya | Sayeri

baha ke aashu usne mujhse ek sawal kiya........ aakhir kyu tum ne is kadar mujhe se pyaar kiya... ?? uske sawal ne esa mujhe tadpa diya........ ki badi muskil...

Our country breath this day | Political

take a stand against evil, corruption and terrorism for we belong to india, a nation of pride & we will thus say-"hindu, muslim, sikh, isai, sab hai bhai...

CHAALU KHAATA and shaadi | Santa banta

santa: woh ladki kitni sundar hai! banta: mujhe uska naam pata hai. santa: kya naam hai uska? banta: woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska...

Koi shararat karte | Sayeri

hote agar paas toh koi shararat karte lekar tumhe baho mein mohabbat karte dekhte teri aankho mein nind ka khumar apni khoyi huyi nindo ki shikayat...

The Magic each time we hold each other | Romantic

it's magic each time we hold each other, each time we cuddle, and each time we kiss. i feel goosebumps all over again. i never want to let you go for fear of...

Hello Popatlal hai? | Funny

hello popatlal hai? nahi.... hang up after some time again hello popatlal hai? bola na nahi hai.... hang up and again hello popatlal hai? nahi hai mere...

Guy calls an unknown number | Funny

a guy calls an unknown number.. guy: fridge hai? reply: haan hai. guy: chalta hai? reply: haan chalta hai.. guy: toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. and...

Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya | Flirt

aarz(kapil sharma) kiya hai… siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya karna chahti hain romance wah wah siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya karna chahti hain...

Dosto Ko Bhulana | Sayeri

dil ki baat chhupana aata nhi, kisi ka dil dukhana aata nhi, aap sochte he hum bhul gaye apko, par dosto ko bhulana humko aata nahi  

Bhumi-Pujan aur phone karna hai | Marital

suhagraat mein. builder: tere hoth duplex jaise hain, figure landscape garden ki tarah hai. wife: ab bhumi-pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.ek husband wife ne...

हार मान लो | Hindi

जब दुनिया यह कह्ती है कि ‘हार मान लो’ तो आशा धीरे से कान में...
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