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Hone wali Bhabi ke Saath : Funny Shayeri | Sayeri

Jailer – suna hain tum shayar ho kuch sunao yaar .. .... ...... ......... Qaidi – gum-e-ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari jis din jamanat huyi samjho...

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जहाँ नकली निम्बू पानी | Hindi

"नीयत" कितनी भी अच्छी हो, दुनिया आपको आपके दिखावेसे जानती है,...

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केजरीवाल , रामपाल और पूरे 200 आदमी | Hindi

नौकरी छोड़ा ईंजीनियर बहुत खतरनाक हो जाता हैं इसके दो उदाहरण...

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Dosti hi sukh-dukh ki pehchan hoti hai | Friendship

dosti har chehre ki muskan hoti hai, dosti hi sukh-dukh ki pehchan hoti hai, galti bhi ho jaye humse,to dil pe mat lena, kyu ki dosti zara si nadaan hoti...

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The battle between Sali and Wife | Marital

Saali is beauty,wife is duty,saali is passion,wife is tension,saali is patakha,wife is sayapa,saali is cool,wife is fool,saali is tuty-fruity,wife is qismat...

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Murga, Teacher and Baheri | Funny

Ek Murga ek murgi ke piche bhag raha tha achanak murgi car ke niche aa kar mar gai ...... ......murga : lagta he desi thi jaan de di par izzat bacha li..Pahli...

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Shortens your life | Others

How true.. .a cigarette shortens your lifeby 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hoursA teacher asked his class...

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Pregnant Girlfriend and Gandhi | Funny

Girlfriend  to boyfriend : I am pregnant!!boyfriend: ru sure dat its mine ? Grlfriend starts crying and say: yaar saab log aisa bologe to kaise chalegaa!...

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Lanka King Rawana and Doctor | Funny

Lanka king Rawana loose motion hone par doctor ke paas jata hai. Rawana: doctor, mujhe bahut saalo se loose motion ho rahe hai. Doctor: wo to hognge hi, tere...

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Android versions and aab goli kha | Flirt

Maa : khana khaya tune? beta : haan maa : aab goli kha..beta: mom maine tumhara namak khaya hai! maa : bakwas band kar jaldi se dawai kha fever kam ho...

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Sab prabhu ki maya hai | Marital

Santa- what is difference bitween coffee shop and wine shop..? banta- coffee shop is the starting point of love and wine shop is last point of lovePrabhu.. yeh...

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मेरी सेक्रेटरी | Hindi

ऑफिस में आई नई सेक्रेटरी ने अपने बॉस से एक दिन पूछा :- सर, आपकी...

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India and Happy New Year 2015 | New year

Itss my advice for all my friends every little smile can touch somebody’s heart. no one is born happy, but all of us are born with the ability to create...

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Teri Shakal and School nahi gaye | Flirt

Girl: suna hai aap school bhi nahi gaye aur english bahut achha bolte hain? boy: yes, girl: to bolkar dikhao, boy:i luv you Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane ke...

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आदमी का दिल बहुत बड़ा होता है | Hindi

कितना बड़ा दिल आदमी का दिल कितना बड़ा होता है और औरत का कितना...

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