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Lalu and Yahoo Search Result | Funny

Lalu searching, these keywords on yahoo search engine  how to control a wife..yahoo search result: good morning, sir..! even we are searching too...Girl: iss dress ka kya price hai..? lalu(shopkeeper): sirf 10 kiss. girl: aur uss dress ka..? lalu: 20 kiss. girl: dono dress pack kar do,...

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Dosto Ka aadate | Friendship

Dosto ka aadate !Rah chalte chutiyabanate hai dost,......pepsi bol ke darupilate hai dost,......girlfriend bol kekothe walise milvatehai dost,.......kuch bhi kaho,par yaad bahut aatehai dostYa khuda aisi khudaina de,maut de par judaina de,nhi chahiye mujhe,teri aisi jannat jismemere dost...

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नववर्ष पैसेंजर Happy New Year 2016 | New year

यात्री गण कृपया ध्यान दें ।गाड़ी संख्या.......01 01 2016जो जनवरी से चलकर...

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देश बच गया | Political

शिक्षक : एक नाव में 1०० नेता बैठे थे। नाव उलट गयी और 6० पानी में डूब गए।कितने नेता बचे?"एक छात्र : 40 नेता।शिक्षक : बचे हुए...

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तू शक्ल से ही मजदूर लगता है | Hindi

एक मॉडर्न लड़की और सिविल इंजीनियर लड़का डेट पर गएलड़के ने कैंडिल लाइट डिनर की तैयारी कर रखी थी, औरसोच रखा...

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Ek Cockroach Lekar Gaya | Flirt

Ek baar ki baat hai, ek ladka apni girlfriend ko ek restaurant main lekar gaya. uske pas paise nahi the, wo apni jaeb main ek cockroach lekar gaya, aur saara khana khane ke baad, usne soop mangaya aur usme cockroach daal diya, aur jor-jor se chillane laga,ye kya laga rakha hai, customer ko...

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BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai | Funny

Abhi oye tera ek daat neela kaise ho gaya ? cheedi  yaar mein ink lagayi hai. abhi woh kyon ? cheedi  kyon ki aaj kal blue tooth ka jamana hai..24-02-2010 - God of cricket scored 200. 24-02-2015 - Godzilla of cricket scored 200. called Gaylestorm!Rabari ask Lalu -suniyeji dahi jamane...

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Tum to badhi great ho | Sayeri

Aankho se gira ashq koi utha nahi sakta... taqdeer me likha koi mita nahi sakta... aap dil ki dhadkan hai humari... aur humari dhadkan ko humse koi chura nahi saktaLamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho...

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मिडिल क्लास इन्सान वही होता है | Hindi

दुनिया में  मिडिल क्लास इन्सान वही होता है जो कि रिमोट में सेल ख़त्म हो जाने पर भी रिमोट को ठोक ठाक कर पीटने के बाद...

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All these colors | Happy Holi | Wish

Holi is one of the most beautiful festival in india.full of color, enjoyable festival.Blue is the song, yellow is the music, green is the dance, red is the beauty, white is the love , and pink is for the joy,I wish all these colors, may fall on you and your family. happy holi 2015rangoo ke tyohar...

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यमदूत ने कहा | Hindi

एक रात मैं अपने कमरे में सो रहा था, के आहट से मेरी आँख खुल गई ! सामने यमदूत को खड़े देखा घबरा के पूछा के यहाँ कैसे...

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Bhabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao naa | Marital

Husband and wife sex kar rahe the. achanak kisine door bell bajayi.aadmi ne 5 min bad darwaja khola. dost - yaar badi der laga di darwaja kholne me ? aadmi - hum log chatni koot rahe the. shararti dost bola - bhabhi hame bhi chatni chatao. hoshiyar bhabhi - maine to bartan dho diye...

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9 months no college | Marital

Ek ladki dushri ladki se: agar mai kisi car ke niche aajaun, to one month no college! Dushri ladki: agar mai ek truck ke niche aajaun,to three months no college! Smart Ladka: agar tum dono mere niche aajao, Nine months no college!What is the difference between movies having certificate - u, a,...

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IIN se maine bhi banana sikh gaya | Flirt

Aarj hainbaith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise ! sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise! wah wah ....   baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise.... sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise ! suban allah ... ki kar to li hai tune beta.... abb thande paani se dhoega kaise.... Husband - wife went to...

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Chaand Bilkul AAP Jaisa Childish | Sayeri

Don’t mis understand the person who shows anger on you, because anger is the most easiest and childish way to express the deep love!Kal raat chaand bilkul aap jaisa tha... bilkul... wohi khubsurti, wohi nur, wohi ghurur, aur wohi aap ki tarha dur .....Wo sagar nahi aansu the mere jis par wo...

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