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Agar himat hai to mere question ka jawab do | Friendship

humne sabut diya apne dosti ka, aab aap apne dosti ka hisaab do, agar nahi karna chahti ho dosti humse to delete kar do yeh msg.,, agar himat hai to mere...

Chacha Mar gaya hai apke aakhbar main istehar dena hai | Funny

baniya called a newspaper office and asked: mera chacha mar gaya hai, apke aakhbar main istehar dena haikya charges hongay? newspaper: rs.70 per word. baniya:...

Ladke ne jab ladki ko propose kiya | Flirt

ladke – i love you ,ladki –  chal pare hat ..ladke – mai tumhare bina nahi jee sakta !ladki –  bore mat...

Tumhari Ankhon Main Saara Jahan Dekh Sakta Hoo | Flirt

at traffic signal boyfriend said to her  girlfriend:jaan main tumhari ankhon main saara jahan dekh sakta hoo. paas main ek aadmi without helmet khada tha...

Agar bhulana chaho to or yad aate he | Friendship

kuch dost zindagi me is kadar samil ho jatehe.agar bhulana chaho to or yad aate he bas jate he wo dil me is kadar ki aankhe band karo to samne nazar ate...

1.2million Red Cells and 60 trillion DNA | Wish

with my one heart, two eyes, five litre blood, 206 bones, 1.2million red cells, 60 trillion dna, i wish u all the very best of luck

The Divine Power That Has Given the Strength | Wish

if you ever face difficulties in ur life don not ask why me ? trust in yourself and above all the divine power that has given you strength to face the...

Ek ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya | Flirt

pappu kal raat ko party mei mene ek ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya chedi singh : waah bhai ; par kaise ??? pappu self control bhai .. self control

Watch your actions, they will become habits | Wish

watch your thoughts, they will become words. watch your words, they will become actions. watch your actions, they will become habits. watch your...

Katrina, karina, sunny leone and ticket collector | Flirt

1 train  me katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi.. usne saree pehni thi.. t.c.(ticket collector) ne usse 200 rupaya fine liye.. aishwarya ne jeans...

शादी का कार्ड | Hindi

एक आदमी मेडीकल-स्टोर पर गया ! ज़हर दे दो भाई ... दुकानदार : बिना...

Haste hai to aankhon Se nikal aate hai aansu | Sayeri

rone ki saza na rulane ki saza hai, ye dard mohabat ko nibhane ki saza hai, haste hai to aankhon se nikal aate hai aansu, ye us shaks se dil lagane ki saza hai

भगवान राम का जनम | Hindi

एक बार एक टीसी(ticket collector) ने रेल से यात्रा कर रहे मुसाफिर (traveller) से...

Something that can be written on a rock | Friendship

friendship is not something that is written on paper, because paper can be torn. it is neither something that can be written on a rock, for even a rock can...

She wakes him with her caresses light | Romantic

the lover sleeps and amid his dreams his angel comes on sunlit beams. to waken him with kisses sweet, for her love for him is oh so deep. she wakes him...
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