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माँ का लाडता सुधर गया | Hindi

तुझे पता है...मैंने उस लड़की के लिए सिगरेट पीना छोड़ दिया, जुआ...

Pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain | Others

Ek Boodha ek ladki se takra gaya. Boodhe ne ladki se bola: Sorry! Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi ye sab... Pata nahin kahan se...

Definition of Love by India students | Others

question : what is love and explain in details ? ( 20 marks) usa's student....... answer: love is life. (marks : 5 out of 20 ) uk's student...... answer : love...

Proud to be bihari काहे की | Hindi

हमलोग के यहाँ idiot नहीं "बकलोल"होता है।। हमलोग कटने पे बोरोलीन...

Ye hai aaj kal ke Santa banta | Santa banta

advocate – jab qatil ne banta ko chaaku maara, us waqt tum kahaan they ?santa – ghatnasthal se 15 foot 5 inch kee doori par .advocate – wow !...

Railway Job with Rs. 45,000 pm Salary | Others

railway me job hai karoge ?salary 45,0000/- monthlyplus ...incentive, pf, da, pension, free medical facilities,3 ac pass per year  ... and rahane keliye...

ये क्या हुुआ | Santa banta

एक बार संता का सिर फट गया.बंता-ये कैसे हुआ?संता- मैं चप्पल से...

दो सिगरेट | Hindi

संता 2 सिगरेट एक साथ पीता था.पत्नी-एक साथ 2 क्युँ.संता- दोस्त की...

Pappu, KBC and Itni Sardi Mee AC | Funny

pappu in kaun banega carorpati.... amitab:tumhare kitne baap hai?pappu:chup chap baitha tha.amitab: i am repeating tumhare kitne baap hai?pappu:pahale option...

Middle-aged lady and Samosa aur kachori (Non-Vej) | Marital

lady teacher - bachho, batao samosa aur kachori, me kya fark hota hai ? ek saitan baccha bola - madam, bra pehenogi to samosa dikhega, nahi pehenogi to...

Wise man vs Smart Doctor | Others

a doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: any treatment will cost rs.300/- and if we cant treat, we will pay you back rs.1000/-. a wise man...

Medical check-up | Funny

cheddi doctor ke paas medical check-up karwaane gaya. doctor  : bahut dukh bhari khabar hai … aapki ek kidney fail ho gai hai! yeh sunkar cheddi...

Santa , judge and the lawyer | Santa banta

santa was caught red handed by a police officer in the very act of burglarizing a store. he was quickly brought to trial. how do you plead? asked the...

Mujhe Saram Aati Hai and Husband | Flirt

mummy:beti kaha gai thi ?beti:mamma mere classmate sachin se milne.mummy:kis(kiss) liye?beti:aap bhi na mummy,main kaise leti mujhe saram aati hai. sunny :...

Usne mujhse ek Sawal kiya | Sayeri

baha ke aashu usne mujhse ek sawal kiya........ aakhir kyu tum ne is kadar mujhe se pyaar kiya... ?? uske sawal ne esa mujhe tadpa diya........ ki badi muskil...
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