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Sab se zyada pyar karta hai | Marital

wife ko gusse mein 2 thappad maar k kuch wqt baad pyaar se husband bola: insaan usi ko maarta hai jise wo sab se zyada pyar karta hai. fir wife ne husband ko 3...

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U Just CANNOT Beat indian | Political

Pakistani guy & Indian guy entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, pakistani stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, pakistani said to...

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STRONG WALLS SHAKE, BUT NEVER COLLAPSE | Wish

WHATEVER LIFE GIVES YOU, EVEN IF IT HURTS , JUST BE STRONG AND ACT LIKE YOU. REMEMBER STRONG WALLS SHAKE, BUT NEVER COLLAPSE.

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Lawyer charged twice | Others

a man burst angrily into his lawyer's office and asked him, "why have you charged me for two consultations while i just came once last month?" the lawyer...

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Aurat Naha Rahi Thi | Funny

doodhwala lagataar ek aurat ki door-bell baja raha tha. aurat naha rahi thi so onnchi awaaj mein gusse se boli: bhaiya kitna dabaoge, ab bas bhi karo, tumse...

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दिवाली की शुभकामनाएं | Diwali

जरा सा मुस्कुरा देना दिवाली से पहले-पहले, हर ग़म को भुला देना...

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आज का ज्ञान घरेलु | Hindi

1. अगर आपको कुत्ता काट ले तो आप उसे काट लें, हिसाब बराबर.... 2. दूध...

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SMS karo warna SPARKLING DIWALI | Diwali

your eyes patakha, your lips rocket, your ears chakari, your nose fuljari, your style anaar, your personality bomb, sms karo varna..... i'm coming with...

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These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali | Diwali

burst the indian crackers, light up the trees; they shouldn't be chinese even if they're free. our enemy shouldn't harness our diwali festival; think of our...

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My wife is better | Marital

nitish : my wife is too good. she can talk on any subject for hours. laloo : ooh ! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about.mulayam :...

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MAKE YOU SMILE AND WILL TAKE CARE | Wish

the perfect guy is not the one who has the most money or the most hansome one you will meet. he is the one who knows how to make you smile and will take care of...

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Is bhains ko ghar kiyo lai ho? | Marital

husband asked - is bhains ko ghar kiyo lai ho?wife:dikhta nahin, bakari hy!husband:bakri se hi poch raha hon.judge:why did u shoot your wife, instead of...

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Warmth of christmas and happy new year | Christmas

friendship around us begins with true friendship in each others heart my sincere friendship wishes for christmas and new year the warmth of christmas warms...

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When a girl licks Her lips | Flirt

when a girl falls downshe is helped by somany peoplebutwhen a boy falls downeverybody laughswhen a girl licksher lipsshe is thirstywhen boy lickshis lipshe is...

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I love you in different style | Flirt

girl - i love you. boy - tell me any diffrant style. girl- tere lash(dead body) ko aag lagane kamoka mere bete ko dega kya.16 saal ke ladke ne 21 saal ki ladki...

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