Jokes and Shayeri
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Ek din bhagwan ek pati ka yadast chine lete hai aur puchte hai.
tumhe kuch yaa hai.
Pati ne apni patni ka naam darte hue bola.
Bhagwan - Ooh sit ,Format...
Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat(bakri)
Lalu - Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya - Dikhta nahi, bakri hai.
Lalu - Hum bakri se hi puch raha hu
Teacher - Akbar aur Birbal kon the?
Student - Pata nahi.
Teacher - Padhai pe dhyan Do to pata Chalega na? idiot!
Student - Raj,Sunny,Bunty, Kon Hain...
Ek pujari ko loose motion(dast) hone laga.
Wo Doctor ke pass gaya.
Doctor :- yeh lo do din ki dawai din mein tin baar khaa lena.
Pujari :- Doctor sahib main...
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthati ho?
Girl-Apna to koi time hi nahi hai.
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..
Boy-notty girl!
Tum bilkul mere...
Boy: bus, train, aur ladki ek jaisi hoti hai,
ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai.
Girl: Taxi, auto-riksha, aur ladke ek jaise hote hai,
ek bulao to ...
BF and GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati gayi.
BF- Kya hua ?
GF- Kuch nahi
BF- Batao na kuch to hua?
GF- Wo hastey hastey meri thodi...
Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota,
kuchh rishto ka tol nhi hota,
dost to mil jate hai har raste par,
lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi hota.
एक बार एक शराबी रात के 12 बजे शराब की दुकान के मालिक को फ़ोन...
लड़की अपनी मर्ज़ी से दे तो प्यार,
दोस्त दिलाएँ तो ऊपहार,
घर...
By the way, I would like to give all the best wishes to you and other members in this Organization and
hope this Organization will grow by leaps and bounds.
Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya...
always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
This Rakhsa Bandhan Going to celebrate on...
To the outside world,
We all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were.
We know each other\'s hearts. We share private...
Friend in different languages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMI
Pinoy - KAIBIGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMIGO
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सफलता के सात भेद | Wish
Bhagwan ek pati ka yadast chine lete hai | Marital
Mayawati vs Laloo jokes | Political
Akbar aur Birbal kon the | Others
Do din shankh mat bajana - pujari and doctor joke | Funny
Tum bilkul mere doggy pe gayi ho | Flirt
Taxi, auto-riksha, aur ladke ek jaise hote hai | Flirt
Meri thodi si potti nikal gayi. | Flirt
Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota | Sayeri
तेरी दुकान कब खुलेगी? | Santa Banta Hindi jokes | Santa banta
हम अपने आप ले लें तो बलात्कार | Hindi
This Organization will grow by leaps and bounds - business best wishes | Wish
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan | Wish
We know each other\'s hearts | Happy Raksha Bandhan | Wish
Friends in different languages | Friendship
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